Joe
Calderon
From the e-mail bag
Sometimes, a columnist goes for weeks, even months, without hearing from readers
and you begin to ask yourself: Is anybody out there? The answer, of course, is
yes, there are people out there – lots of ’em – who have not been sufficiently
moved to write by my column, or perhaps just too lazy to write.
It’s always gratifying to hear from readers when a particular subject strikes a
chord with them. I have been fortunate the past few weeks to hear from readers
about my column on recycling and, of all things, my column on beauty pageants
and Miss America.
The letter about Miss America came from Lauren Monahan, director of the Strang
Senior Center in Farragut.
“I read your column with great interest and a sigh,” Monahan wrote. “I am one of
those lucky people who was positively touched by the Miss America program. It
was only the very special who got to grace the runway in Atlantic City. I came
close in the ’70s, as a runner-up in the Miss Florida Pageant. You had only to
hear Bert Parks’ rendition of There She Is to appreciate what it meant to a
young lady who wanted to be Miss America.”
Monahan’s letter reveals that she lost the Miss Florida title to none other than
Delta Burke (of Designing Women fame), whom she describes as “stunning and
amazingly talented.”
“For me, the scholarship money was the reason for entering,” Monahan said. “But
being able to play my classical piano in front of a television audience would
have been a true fantasy come true.”
Monahan was not a typical beauty pageant person. She played college ball in
Florida and later joined the Coast Guard. She earned a college degree and has
worked in the area of parks and recreation for more than 30 years.
Monahan said she married her high school sweetheart and moved with him to
Tennessee. But here’s something you may not know about her.
Last year, she won the title of Mrs. Tennessee.
“When an opportunity for married ladies to participate in a pageant came along,
I couldn’t resist,” she said “Yes, we old-timers still do this stuff – it’s a
kick. We can dream of Bert Parks singing to us and taking that long walk down
the runway, even if we are somewhat past the beauty pageant age.”
Monahan and I shared a bit of MissAm gossip via e-mails. She, for example, told
me her best friend was Miss New Jersey in 1969. Apparently, that contestant lost
to Susan Anton (remember Three’s Company?).
I responded with my recollection of the year Vanessa Williams became the first
black Miss America in 1984, only to lose the title less than a year later to
runner-up Suzette Charles of New Jersey when some compromising photos of her
were made public.
“She was pretty as heck and sang wonderfully,” Monahan recalled. “She was
considered the favorite.”
Recycling woes
My article on recycling elicited a couple of responses from readers.
“While I appreciated your article about recycling I’m afraid it’ll fall on deaf
ears,” David Stephens wrote. “I see people who quite frankly couldn’t seem to
care less about our landfills filling up. What these garbage companies ought to
do is either charge by the pound or only allow households one container of
garbage and charge extra if they put more out. Same thing at these convenience
centers where people throw tons of stuff away. I heard someone say that every
day in Knoxville we produce enough trash to fill up Neyland Stadium and that was
10 years ago.”
Stephens lives in Farragut and says that there are no places in town to recycle
except taking newspapers and magazines to Ingles.
”We have to drive all the way to the center off Lovell Road and that place does
not take paper waste like junk mail, magazines, shredded papers, etc. You have
to drive all the way to the center off Cedar Bluff to do that and its an
unbelievable pain to get to because of all the traffic.”
Another reader, Julienne Weathers, wrote to say that my column had resonated
with her.
“When I moved here in ’05, I was appalled at the lack of recycling mindset which
I was used to in Los Angeles,” Weathers said. “I had to scour for bins I bought
myself at the local Target store and wished I had bought more than three …
because I can’t find any more.
“My recycling habits have slid because of the extra work carting and lugging
them myself to the centers,” Weathers said. “I wish that waste management
companies can provide pickup service so that normal households can start having
that recycling/green mindset without too much bother. “
To which I would only add, “Amen.”
Joe Calderon is a retired newspaper editor who long-abandoned paper letters in
favor of e-mail to save a few trees. E-mail him at cheo742@aol.com or his
editor, Nick Frantz, at frantzn@ShopperNewsNow.com.

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